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You have reached the home page of Agent J. Mutimer, to be referred to in the first, for the first, for the remainder of this web page.  All information is deemed highly classified, and extremely volatile.  If one requires contact with "me," the necessary means can be found at the bottom of the page, though it must be understood that, purely for security reasons, "I" may not reply.

 

Due to the extreme classification of this site, it is imparative that you first review the Terms Of Agreement before entering the archives.  Once reviewed, agreed, and submited, you may have access to the more sensitive and valuable information on this web page.  However, any violation of these terms will deeply hurt my feelings, and shall be reciprocated in turn.

  

A blog coverring all my daily activities of little or no consequence.

Recent Developements in TMO (The Mutimer Organization)

In this section I will post regular, if not daily updates to the page to keep you posted on TMO activities in your area, or updates to the CLASSIFIED archives of this site.  Use at your own discretion.
 
boredfitted.jpg2:56 PM 2/11/2008 - Wow.  Year and a half.  Noone looks at this thing any more any ways.  Except for 35 people yesterday and 2oo so far this month???  Well I don't know what kind of search results I turn up in, but I feel bad for the people who end up here for anything more than M.O. Music.
 
boredfitted.jpg12:37 AM 8/25/2006 - Alas!  I am back to bestow on my now unfaithful readers what was once a regular experience within the endless confines and limited infinity of my e-space.  That gift...is video game music.  And for the first time, a sneak peak into the intense and maticulous process involved in creating such a piece.  Enjoy!
 
boredfitted.jpg8:56 PM 2/19/2006 - I added a little M.O. Music.  I think it's the goodest one so far.  Also added ten seconds of noise that I recorded in ToT3D.
 
boredfitted.jpg5:19 PM 2/8/2006 - I have a gift for all of you.  It's called 'The Jap Rap.'  The video quality is absolutely horrible, since I had to encode it at the lowest possible bitrate to keep the size managable.  Also touched up mine tune.
 
boredfitted.jpg5:58 AM 1/31/2006 - Well, I finally posted a brief sample of a piece I wrote.  The audio quality is balls due to space restrictions, and my own inability.  You can find it in TOT3D.
 
boredfitted.jpg4:19 PM 1/26/2006 - This post is gonna be quick and dirty...just the way I like 'em.  Dailors, Uranium, TOT3D.
 
boredfitted.jpg3:40 PM 1/17/2006 - Greetings.  I know what you're gonna say, so before you say it, (because I can't hear you anyways) let me explain.  I haven't been doing my laundry often enough, and here's why.  It all started with this big party at the pub.  I just stopped in for a couple of casual drinks, and maybe a game of pool.  Before I knew it I was shooting Jack Daniels out of coffee cups and baring witness to some of the freakiest lesbian sex I've ever seen in my life.  Now I don't know if you've ALL browsed through my temporary internet files (Jill), but showing me something I haven't seen before is no short order.  Nonetheless, these girls did it, and I applaude them for it.  Anyways, I've drifted from the point.  I don't even think I had one actually...huh...fucked up.
 
pot-leaf-big.jpg3:20 AM 1/4/2006 - Woah!  It could just be the reefer talking, but I'm pretty sure this web page has no personality at all.  It's like I'm reading a fuckin' thesaurus.  And what's with that 'Shades of Grey' colour scheme?  I'm almost positive my few but devoted readers have properly aligned cones and rods, as well as a very low occurance of epilepsy.  It's probably safe to spice it up a little.  Now if only I wasn't so damned preoccupied with...with...mediocrity.
 
pot-leaf-big.jpg5:04 AM 12/24/2005 - Ok, I've got one beef to lay out here.  It's gonna be a bit of a rant, so please bare with me.  What's with all this non-denominational Christmas crap?  It's CHRISTmas.  I think that's pretty specific.  I often find myself wonderring whether this particular day would have fared better had it been titled 'Jewmas.'  After all, the Jews have done a pretty good job of maintaining tradition throughout the millenium.  Hanukah is still celebrated primarilly by people who know what they're celebrating.  Yom Kippur is still a solemn day of atonement.  Yet the Christians have let the days most holy to them fall victim meaningless icons such as Rabbits and Reindeer. I mean, if you have a problem with the Christ in Christmas, go all out on some non-religious holiday instead.  Rather than trying to drain the the tradition of Advent and boost the profits of Xmas, save us all a lot of grief and try throwing your money at fat-cats on some less meaningful day like October 15th  I'm sure they'd be more than happy to accomodate you with the appropriate sales and promotion to get you into that 'spirit of giving.'  There's no reason to attack Christians for trying to preserve what's left of their dwindling faith.  Whether or not you believe is one thing, but to insult a person by mocking that most sacred to them is completely unnecesary and a perfect example of the ignorance and arrogance ever-present in North American culture.
Thanks for reading and Merry X-Mas.
 
boredfitted.jpg6:09 PM 12/4/2005 - Touched up a couple o tunes (Latest & Greatest & Jeb).  Also, there will most likely be no posts for the next 2-5 months as I shall be engaged in endeavours constantly during aforementioned time period.
 
boredfitted.jpg5:48 PM 11/28/2005 -  Added a link for TOT3D to the nav bar.  Also added a new TOT3D!  That, and Dailors.
 
boredfitted.jpg6:18 PM 11/22/2005 - Daily Activities as usual.
 
boredfitted.jpg1:17 PM 11/21/2005 - Pleasant dreams.
 
boredfitted.jpg11:59 PM 11/20/2005 - I've got some new ideas for content.  All I'm gonna add for now is a song of the week...or day...or 3 days.  That one has a nice ring to it, actually.  It's settled then...song of the third day.  I'll update this track every, oh...let's say, 4 days.  That should be frequent enough to keep you coming back for more, and irregular enough to keep you guessing.  Future updates might include music by me, not video game music mind you, legit-ass shit.  For now though, I leave you with this random image, and a link to the song of the third day.
 
pot-leaf-big.jpg4:43 AM 11/14/2005 - Here's a random metaphysical analogy.
 
boredfitted.jpg3:28 PM 14/08/2005 - Added more picsDaily Activities are much more daily than they used to be.
 
boredfitted.jpg5:56 PM 12/08/2005 - The Photographic Archives have been updated with a list of TMO Affiliates.
 
boredfitted.jpg2:27 PM 12/08/2005 - Just posting to let you all know that my page will soon be going into a state of comotose, or hibernation, if you will.  This due primarily to the fact that I will soon be leaving the civilized world to brave the call of the wild wild west. That's right, TMO is frontiering new boundaries, breaching new borders, labouring in ways no self-respecting person should labour in search of more profitable and fulfilling investments.  In an effort to maintain the unparallelled level of entertainment TMO never ceases to supply, I shall attempt to find a candidate worthy of delegating the going-ons of this web page.  While they will, no doubt, be insufficient in comparison to yours truely, I'll see to it that he or she is able of fulfilling a roster of at least mildly entertaining updates.  In the meantime, you can expect Daily Activities and hopefully activation of 'The Affiliates' portion of the Photographic Archives.
 
mug2.jpg4:35 AM 01/08/2005 - I moved my Daily Activities to a blog style page, so you can leave your comments on the fly.  This should make shit easier for everyone.  I would also like to add that I am thoroughly tanked, and am enjoying the long weekend to the fullest of my body's detoxifying capabilities.  Anyone got a spare liver?
 
boredfitted.jpg10:59 PM 7/19/2005 - It seems my sister-in-law-to-be finally went through with that blog she was contemplating.  Unfotunately, she chose a rather more tactful title than my suggested Booblog.
 
boredfitted.jpg10:23 PM 7/19/2005 - Greetings.  It is my solemn duty to inform you of the recent updates to this web page, and I shall do so in the plainest and most efficient manner I'm capable of.  There are some new tunes, as well as one refurbished tune(Jeb).  There has been a guestbook added to this page, a link for which you can find just below the above flash animation of the tree.  The Daily Activities page will soon be seeing some upgrades as well.  Also, I highly recommend you peruse The Red Basin (start reading from the bottom).  I hope you have found this post informative, and provocative.
 
boredfitted.jpg10:30 PM 7/13/2005 - The following is a conversation between a vagrant and myself:
Bum: Hey!  You got any spare change?
 
A.J. : Sorry man, all out. <I begin walking away, change jingling in my pocket>
 
Bum: Hey! I can hear the change in your pocket!
 
A.J. : I don't need to justify myself to you.
 
Bum: Jus...ti...fy?  Oh, you're talkin' like a woman!
 
A.J. : No, I'm talkin' like a homosapien...catch up!
 
Bum: <confused mumbling>
 
Lotsa good ideas spinnin' around my head for new content, just hang tight.
 
pot-leaf-big.jpg3:02 PM 6/10/2005 -The eldest of my brethren has created a blog.
 
pot-leaf-big.jpg4:29 AM 6/9/2005 - My Sister-In-Law-To-Be is contemplating the creation of a blog.  She requested my assistance in selecting a name.  After a moment's contemplation, I offered "Booblog."  She did not approve of this, and took that opportunity to point out that, in fact, the tentatively titled blog would not have anything to do with boobs.  I pondered this for a moment.  After a short while, I decided that I no longer had any interest in Jessica's blog.
 
boredfitted.jpg5:41 PM 6/7/2005 - Added a page devoted to my Daily Activities of little or no consequence.
 
boredfitted.jpg5:23 PM 5/11/2005 - Added some more pessimism, in a trend of thought I hope doesn't keep up.
boredfitted.jpg8:52 PM 4/12/2005 - There comes a time in every man's life, when he is faced with a decision.  A decision that will forever change the course of his life, and, in due time, greatly impact the lives of those around him.  This time is called puberty, and the choice, is simple; To shave, or not to shave?  I added a new tune, and a couple pics from TMO retreat.  Also threw in a little shot of pessimism.
pot-leaf-big.jpg5:02 AM 12/14/2004 - Added some "MO Music"
 Secret links???
pot-leaf-big.jpg8:04 PM 12/5/2004 - I learned something today.  There are some things more important than money, and two of those things are Halo 2 and Star Wars until the wee hours of the morning.  Another pretty good, but slightly less entertaining, thing, is an automated, toll free number used to call in sick without any need for a creative excuse.  Overdue rent kind of sucks though.  Working on new content.
 
boredfitted.jpg11:17 PM 12/1/2004 - I've eaten three boxes of Smarties today...so far...
 
mug2.jpg4:40 AM 12/1/2004 - Added a drunken post in this section.  I just wanted to show off my fancy Icon that I use to indicate when I post while drunk...so I chugged a jug of Lysol with some Dirty North Enders.
 
boredfitted.jpg6:12 AM 11/30/2004 - Made Changes to the "Dirty North Enders" page.

pot-leaf-big.jpg1:35 AM 11/30/2004 - Added a blank page today.  Not much there as far as content goes, but I like it.  Working on an image gallery, however, I just recently attained my digital camera through means to be undisclosed, so my library is kind of small.  If you have any images for me, you can send 'em on over, via the bottom of the screen.
 
boredfitted.jpg11/26/04 - agentmutimer.tripod.com, powered by TMO, has finally been released.  It is, however, in the earliest stages of developement, so please bare with us/me as we work the ever-looping flash out of this web site.  I mean ever-loving crap, but you get the picture.  It's kind of sad to say, but the best part of this page is probably the the Terms of Agreement; very sad indeed.
 
boredfitted.jpg9:53 PM 11/26/2004 - Working my night shift position as high speed internet tech support right now, and I've realized, it's been 2 weeks since I've seen the Sun.  I'll be adding a page devoted specifically to additions I make to this site while at my job.  Due to the limited functionality of my work stations, these updates will be limited to text, and basic images.  Not kidding, my supervisor just came up to me and told me not to make web pages while at my job.  Big Brother is watching...

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